International Delusions

"Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one."


I have voted Liberal Democrat for 20 years but as the "Left" declines further and further into insanity and leaves me further and further to the "Right", I see no alternative but to vote for the BNP (or another right-of-centre party should one appear). Tired of seeing the ever increasing number of rabid, ludicrous, hate-filled, "left-wing" blogs, I thought I'd better participate. Now it seems this makes me a racist, fascist, Islamophobic, "Zio-Nazi" (!), crusading white supremacist! I'm such an enigma, even to myself.

Islamophobia - an entirely rational recognition of the threat posed by radical Islam.

Racist/Fascist/Islamophobe/Etc. - anyone who recognises said threat or attempts to resist the global jihad.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

A new Bush conspiracy theory for the students.

So George Bush is an imperialistic, devil-worshipping, Nazi, megalomaniac, evil genius and, simultaneously, an idiot who can barely muster a cohesive thought, let along speak it. Powerful enough to perfectly conspire the destruction of the World Trade Centre (yes, OK, along with the Joooz) then stupid enough not to smuggle a few weapons of mass destruction into Iraq in order to justify the invasion. (actually, they really did smuggle them in but hid them so cunningly [or stupidly - delete according to your preference] they have yet to be discovered)

Well, here's my conspiracy theory for his mid-term "defeat" at the hands of the "Democrats". Far from being a defeat, it is, in fact, a well conspired success. For the past two years Bush and Jews (of course - where would a good conspiracy theory be without the Joooz) have been silently conspiring to install their own, hand picked - possibly alien - Democrat candidates right under the noses of the American people and the Democrat party.

Many of the Democrat candidates they have installed are actually more right-wing than the Republicans they have replaced. Some are former KKK members, others are former members of the Nazi and Fascist parties of Germany and Italy respectively (held in cryogenic suspension, using alien technology, until they could be thawed and usefully deployed to continue their plans for world domination) one is even a former Nation of Islam spokesman. They relied on the inherent stupidity and hate ("Must vote against Bush, no matter what") of the left-wing voters to prevent them looking past the "Democrat" title of their chosen candidate.

And here's the proof; obtained exclusively by me from the leaked minutes of a top secret meeting held two years ago in the special devil-worshipping room of the Whitehouse, and attended by Bush, a couple of Jews, some oil company executives, etc.:


















The result is that the House of Representatives and the Senate, while now appearing to be controlled by the "Democrats" will actually be more supportive of Bush than it was before the elections and noone will be able to understand why.


You just can't make this stuff up. Well, you can.

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